Nov 26

Normal people just said, “Colonel Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the candlestick.” Daniel made up the most unusual deaths he could think of. Colonel Mustard would string a vine across the floor, and would strategically place the candlestick, upright on the floor, so that when Boddy tripped on the vine, he’d land facedown and get the candlestick shoved through his mouth. It’d go in so hard that Boddy would choke to death, deep-throating the candlestick. “Sucking on the candlestick, choking on his own drool and blood, writhing on the floor, turning blue. And Colonel Mustard would just polish his monocle and wait for him to die...”