Jan 31

“We have a problem.”

Her reaction was instant. “How big and how do I kill it?”

Jan 31

“I said a mild explosion. That wasn’t a mild explosion!”

“Well, compared to what else I can do…”

“And I said leave us plenty of time to get away.”

“Corrin, love, we had 8.7 seconds to spare.”

Jan 30

639.

Jan 29

“Maybe it’s a monster. Maybe it’s a... pissed off giraffe, I don’t know.”

Jan 29

“You hit like a ponce.”

Jan 28

638.

Jan 27

“I think I’ve got something resembling a plan that doesn’t end with us all dead.”

Jan 27

“It wouldn’t be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?”

Jan 26

637.

Jan 25

“Hello” is the actual word Angela uses to answer, but Ryan’s pretty sure what she’s saying is ‘The two of you are going to burn in hell.’

Jan 25

“She’s been scribbling in her diary from the moment I walked in.”

“Maybe she’s just creative…”

“It’s the same sentence over and over again. Now, I don’t know what that sentence is, but there is no configuration of words that makes that behaviour acceptable.”

Jan 24

636.

Jan 23

“I have interrupted you in the pleasure of pressing the doorbell. I shall close the door so you may do so.”

Jan 23

The two of them smiled pleasantly, Teyla in the practiced manner of a diplomat and John with the edginess that set most people to chasing them with spears.

Jan 22

635.

Jan 21

“You’re not armed, are you?” asked Rodney, unexpectedly.

“Only with from the shoulder down,” said Crichton, sounding more amused than offended by the question.

Jan 21

“You’re hiding in a ventilation shaft to get away from fictional plots against your life and you’re worried about pudding?”

Jan 20

634.

Jan 19

“Lady,” I growled. “I’m on enough sides as it is. I don’t need anyone else trying to kill me.”

Jan 19

“I’m not used to you seeing wear anything with short sleeves. Nice arms.”

“Oh. Thanks, I grew them myself.”

Jan 18

633.

Jan 17

“It’s um, some kind of stone that I can’t remember the name of—” she begins.

“Hematite,” Luke offers.

“Right! See, I kept thinking “hermaphrodite” and I knew that was all wrong.

Jan 17

“And since only one of these restaurants is named after a dessert, I think we know which one has my vote.”

Jan 16

632.

Jan 15

“Alright, tell me the whole story from the beginning. But leave out any details that will send me to therapy.”

Jan 15

“You must have me confused with your other mother; I do not give long-winded lectures.”

“The great tree-fall of ‘89?”

“You nearly broke your neck, and you’re my daughter, what were you doing on an athletic endeavour anyway?”

Jan 14

631.

Jan 13

Lorelai heard a crash from the kitchen, followed by a muffled shriek and an “I’m okay!” and decided it was best not to investigate.

Jan 13

“How do I look?”

“You always look great.”

She smiled. “That bad?”

“We are still on a date.”

“Then I officially declare the date over.”

“Like you’ve spent three hours crying over Leo. You may want to,” he made some indefinite motion around his eyes, “with the mascara.”

Jan 12

630.

Jan 11

She waved him off. “Pick something. If I like it, I’ll love it, if I hate it, I’ll mock it and make you miserable.”

Jan 11

“Gotta dash, things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard.”

Jan 10

629.

Jan 9

“It’s that man again! He’s my good luck charm! Come in, don’t be shy!” The Duke laughed.

“Any friendship expressed by the Duke of Manhattan does not constitute a form of legal contract,” his assistant intoned gravely.

Jan 9

“What are you smirking at?”

Jack grinned at the knowing look on Martha’s face. “Sorry, that comes with a censorship rating.”

Jan 8

628.

Jan 7

“Ah, but where’s the fun in that?” he said. “This is much more exciting.”

Methos threw him a disbelieving look. “In case it has escaped your notice, we’re completely surrounded.”

“Look on the bright side; at least we’ve found their secret lair.”

Jan 7

“Now, do you want to help me plot some fun revenge, or do you want to go back to scanning those micro-whatevers from PJY-934?”

Daniel mouthed from behind Jack, “Revenge! Say revenge!”

Jan 6

627.

Jan 5

“You are aware you could sell the remains of the basilisk and make enough money to buy a good portion of the Wizarding world?”

Jan 5

“Some complexions simply do not go with red at all—that is the only complaint I have with our new patriotic colours.”

Chauvelin pinched the bridge of his nose. “Forgive us for not taking fashion into account when we created a symbol to unify France.”

Jan 4

626.

Jan 3

“I have no home, but familiarity offers tactical advantage.”

Jan 3

“Just …something in my eye.”

“Like a tear?” Jim suggests.

“Noooo,” Andy says ardently. “Not like a tear. Like a –speck of…something… allergy-related. As opposed to emotion related.”

Jan 1

“Also, I’ve seen you naked.”

“I’ve been trying to forget that,” he says. “The polite thing is to pretend you already have.”

Jan 1

It was immediately obvious that everyone within fifteen feet had been eavesdropping, because as soon as he admitted he was out of his jurisdiction, he heard several audible sighs and saw shoulders relax and hands move from holstered weapons up to drinks on the tables.