Nov 20

“No, he’s…tied up.”

“…you mean that literally, don’t you.”

“Little furry things with spears. They want to sacrifice him in my honour.”

“I’d say I’m surprised but I’m really, really not.”

“Right, well, it’d be nice to chat and everything, but—”

“—you’re a little busy. Got it. Tell him I called when he’s recovered his dignity, will you?”