Oct 24

“Dearly beloved we are gathered here to join this man right here and this woman who is wearing the ugliest dress that I have ever seen in my entire life in Holy Matrimony which was instituted by God because he wanted to enslave us men into a life of purgatory and Hell with screeching children and only one woman whose job is to yell at us if we stay in the tavern with our fellow men for a little longer…”