Oct 22

“Really, Dick, you shouldn’t have.” Bruce looked down at the copy of Mortal Ninjas: The Destructoid Saga IV he had just unwrapped.

“I know, I know. How did I pinpoint that one thing you desperately wanted yet wouldn’t buy for yourself?”

“Oh absolutely. You read my mind.”

“You know, down at the polo club they call me psychic Grayson.”

“And yet,” Bruce mused, flipping the case over to read the back, “I have the oddest feeling that I just unwrapped one of your gifts.”

“Bruce! Would I do such a selfish thing? I mean, sure it’s designed for more than one player, and sure you’ll need me to walk you through the very complicated opening levels, but I’m shocked, shocked, that you could accuse me of such crass selfishness.”