“What did you destroy?”
“Nothing!” Mac instantly exclaimed but glancing away reluctantly added, “That worked to begin with.”
5.31.2011
May 31
“Did you really smuggle yourself out of Berlin in a coffin, fight off an army of ants, and defuse a missile with only a paper clip?”
“Not in that order.”
“Not in that order.”
5.30.2011
5.29.2011
5.28.2011
5.27.2011
5.26.2011
5.25.2011
May 25
“I said don’t move,” the voice told me irritated, but there’s a teasing note in it that told me this guy isn’t worried about me at all.
“Raising my hands seemed the appropriate thing to do. Prisoner etiquette and all that.”
“Raising my hands seemed the appropriate thing to do. Prisoner etiquette and all that.”
May 25
“She’d rip my spine out and use it for a coat rack,” Superman said, resignedly.
“You’re invulnerable.” Bruce pointed out.
“She’s very resourceful.”
“You’re invulnerable.” Bruce pointed out.
“She’s very resourceful.”
5.24.2011
5.23.2011
May 23
“On my planet, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.”
“And if that doesn’t work?”
“A weapon is required.”
“And if that doesn’t work?”
“A weapon is required.”
May 23
“We have to go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.”
“How do we do that?”
“Well, I speak twenty-three languages, Jack. Pick one.”
“How do we do that?”
“Well, I speak twenty-three languages, Jack. Pick one.”
5.22.2011
5.21.2011
May 21
“Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, Mr. Jones?”
“Hey, come on, that salsa’s still good.”
“Hey, come on, that salsa’s still good.”
5.20.2011
5.19.2011
May 19
“It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They…well, they’d drill a hole in the person’s head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.”
“Thus... saving the person?”
“Well, they didn’t call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.”
“Thus... saving the person?”
“Well, they didn’t call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.”
5.18.2011
5.17.2011
May 17
He had always assumed that they spontaneously generated themselves from the depths of the sea, but in retrospect he supposed that made no sense.
5.16.2011
5.15.2011
May 15
“So you’re just a pair of philanthropists, then?”
“That’s us,” says George, beaming. “Well, we would be if we could spell it, anyway. But mostly we like to think of ourselves as, you know, just your ordinary everyday average creative geniuses!”
“That’s us,” says George, beaming. “Well, we would be if we could spell it, anyway. But mostly we like to think of ourselves as, you know, just your ordinary everyday average creative geniuses!”
5.14.2011
5.13.2011
May 13
“Tenement” would be a better word, and “semi-permanent building code violation” would be just about dead on in description.
5.12.2011
5.11.2011
May 11
“Superman can hear an ant burp when he’s on the other side of the world. Presumably, you’ll be able to do that too, one day.”
“But why would I want to?” Kon asked, and rightly.
“But why would I want to?” Kon asked, and rightly.
May 11
It had only just occurred to him with that last outburst that maybe Adam drunk wasn’t the real problem, maybe the real problem was what had made Adam get drunk in the first place.
5.10.2011
5.09.2011
May 9
“I know you two like to play Quidditch by your own rules, but once you have hit your opponent with the Bludger, I do think it bad form to follow up by hitting him with the bat.”
May 9
“We will give you anything you ask.”
“Money.”
“It’s yours.”
“Virgins.”
“I’m sure someone would be willing.”
“Unwilling virgins.”
“Perhaps you are on the wrong side.”
“Money.”
“It’s yours.”
“Virgins.”
“I’m sure someone would be willing.”
“Unwilling virgins.”
“Perhaps you are on the wrong side.”
5.08.2011
5.07.2011
May 7
“You’re going to regret that, little girl.”
“You know, I don’t think she will. I think it’s one of those actions she’ll always look back on with satisfaction and even, dare I say it?, a measure of glee.”
“You know, I don’t think she will. I think it’s one of those actions she’ll always look back on with satisfaction and even, dare I say it?, a measure of glee.”
May 7
“Dobby’s made a sort of shrine on your bed. He’s also been trying to write a memorial ballad for you. He keeps asking Hermione and I for input. It’s five hundred stanzas and doesn’t contain a single pronoun.”
5.06.2011
5.05.2011
May 5
“If any muggles can keep a secret, it is these.”
“And what proof have you of that?”
“My dear suspicious friend, we are in an alien spacecraft, parked in a secret base on the surface of the moon.”
“And what proof have you of that?”
“My dear suspicious friend, we are in an alien spacecraft, parked in a secret base on the surface of the moon.”
May 5
‘I should probably open my eyes,’ he thought.
“Yes you probably should.”
“Said that out loud, did I?”
“No.”
“Yes you probably should.”
“Said that out loud, did I?”
“No.”
5.04.2011
5.03.2011
5.02.2011
5.01.2011
May 1
“We slept together last night.”
Fred grinned broadly. “You dog!”
“Literally slept together,” Ron clarified.
“You prude,” Fred scolded.
Fred grinned broadly. “You dog!”
“Literally slept together,” Ron clarified.
“You prude,” Fred scolded.
May 1
“Remember the good old days? Back before all the love got in the way of their arguments? When Ron would call himself an idiot and Hermione would let him?”
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