Apr 9

“I submit that Lily Evans is a person of excellent taste and judgement, in addition to her other sterling qualities.”

“And how do you support this statement?” Sirius asked sternly.

“I personally overheard her call Severus Snape a greasy, noodle-brained nitwit.”

“Right,” Sirius said, sitting down. “Such perception renders Miss Evans worthy of the best the Marauders have to offer. But I’ll be off on holiday, so she’ll have to settle for this twit.”