Mar 18

“Well, Bruce, it would seem I’ve no choice but to take some disciplinary action.”

“Try to imagine how little that disturbs me.”

“Now let’s see. We’ve already rescinded your lounge privileges…”

“I’ve lost the right to sit on a couch in an empty room and watch an hour of television. I’m devastated.”

“…Your yard privileges…”

“See above. Substitute ‘stone bench’ for ‘couch’, ‘yard’ for ‘empty room’, and ‘grass grow’ for ‘hour of television’.”