Dec 30

However, one whiff of the charms surrounding the older Jenkin’s sister had sent Calcifer sneezing and huffing back to the grate, where he sat, watching her with wary eyes like she was a bomb that would go off at any moment. Having made this analogy, it is most unfortunate that the image of Megan exploding has most likely entered you minds. Please put this aside and rest assured that Megan will not explode, splattering icky bits all over the walls. Because it would be cruel to keep you in suspense, it must now be noted that no one will be exploding in this story, as there has been enough of that going on already. It might even be better to continue on and say that Megan does not explode in a magical sense either, as that would be rather inconvenient for the newly put together castle, on which an entire chapter was wasted. One might even go so far as to say that this is an explosion free chapter in all possible respects.