Dec 23

“So what’s next? You going to ask me what I’m wearing?”

“Pam! I am hurt! I would never ask a crass question like that.”

“Well, thank goodness.”

“However, if you were to volunteer that information, I wouldn’t object.”

“I’m afraid that you’d just be disappointed.”

“Why? Are you, by any chance, wearing a full body plaster cast?”

“No.”

“Then I seriously doubt that I’d be disappointed.”