Dec 1

“Pouf.”

“What’s a pouf?”

“You.”

“Well, yes. I’d gathered as much...But what is one, specifically? I mean, what are the qualifications for being a pouf?”

“Well, in Divination, there are poufs...But those are like...uh, big stuffed bags that one sits on.”

“Ah. So I’m something one sits on?”

“Well, we could always find out, couldn’t we?”