Sep 3

“Shave it off. It doesn’t suit you.”

“Oh, and you think your opinion matters to me, do you?”

“No, but I definitely think the fact that people are going to think a rat crawled onto your face and died there makes a difference to you.”

“If I get rid of the moustache, you get rid of the hair.”

“What, you have some weird preference to bald women?”

“Maybe. I could compromise, though. Leave the actual hair; just get rid of the dye.”