Sep 14

“The penguin population in the Sea World in Florida is so out of control that they have to cull their penguins once a year and have a cook-off. Says they invite chefs from all over the world to invent new recipes. The winning recipe was a penguin filet braised in white wine.”

Bruce smirked. “I hear it tastes like chicken.”

“Barbaric!” Alfred shuddered visibly. “Everyone knows that penguins go with red wine.”