Jun 9

If I’m going to keep this secret of yours, I need to know everything about you - where you’re from, how you grew up, where you grew up, if you’ve got any powers I don’t know about yet, who your parents are, your inside leg measurement, your position in the school football team, if you actually went to school at all, your favourite colour, and the name of your pet goldfish.”

“Boris.”

“What?”

“The name of my pet goldfish. Except she was a cow.”