Jun 27

“My neighbour had this dog, a frisky little scamp that used to love to yap to his friends all night long. It was so cute. Then one day he disappeared. I told the police what I knew, but sadly the adorable little chatterbox was never found. It was tragic.”

“You got rid of a dog?”

“No.”

“How could you get rid of a dog?”

“I will gladly show you the transcript from the lawyer and the results of the lie detector test.”

“You’re heinous.”

“And very well rested.”