Jun 27

“I’ve called several times the past few weeks and you’ve skilfully avoided every call.”

“No, that’s not true. I’ve left messages on your machine.”

“Yes, messages. And then if I happened to pick up, you’d hang up. Or if the maid picked up, you’d ask for me, then claim you were driving through a tunnel so you might get cut off, and then you’d make garbling noises and hang up.”