May 12

“So first time a dragon shows up to strafe the school, the Gryffindors’ll be running off to get themselves killed fighting it, the Ravenclaws’ll have to be dragged out of the library kicking and screaming, the Slytherins’ll be fighting over who gets to rebuild once everything’s burned down, and the Hufflepuffs’ll be playing Red Cross once the beast’s done taking everything else to bits.”