Apr 5

To my friend Peter Pettigrew I bequeath my dictionary, so he may understand the word bequeath.

To my friend Remus Lupin I leave all my other books and the Black family home. Defile it in the manner you see fit. I recommend torching it for the insurance money.

To my godson Harry Potter, I leave my flying motorcycle, so that he may frighten his mother, and all my copies of Night Ladies Magazine, so that I might be a continuing bad influence from beyond the grave.

-From the Last Will and Testament of Sirius Orion Black