Jan 6

“If I hear so much as one word that could be construed as mutinous, I’ll cut your ears off.”

“It make more sense to say you’d cut out my tongue? If you’re going to make silly threats, you might as well make them properly.”

“Ah, but that would be a ridiculous threat. We both know that I’d never deprive myself of the pleasure of your conversation...and that I’d never allow another parrot on board. By the way, was it you who taught Cotton’s parrot to ask me to bed?”