Dec 22

“Wonder what they’re doing up there?” Sirius smirked and opened his mouth.

“Sirius, if what you’re about to say involves Lily and whipped cream, I’ll hex you.”

“What makes you think everything I say has to have some sort of sexual connotation?”

“Because it does?”

“I’ll have you know,” Sirius began in a very dignified voice, “that I am not just a veritable sex god. I am respectful and deep.”

“With that in mind, what were you just going to say?”

“I wonder if James thought to get cherries.”

“Respectful and deep, indeed.”