Dec 21

‘Mr. Padfoot would like to offer a suggestion for Mr. Prongs’s Valentine’s Day date with Miss Lily.’

‘Do I want to hear this or should I just tell you to shove it in advance?’

‘It would most benefit you to listen.’

‘Does this plan involve chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and a black lace teddy?’

‘It might.’

‘I don’t want to hear it. Or should I say read it?’

‘See what you did, Moony?! And you were wrong: the teddy was red, and there were no chocolate covered strawberries--there was, however, a heart-shaped hot tub... You know, to go with the whole Valentine’s Day theme?’

‘It’s something Lily would most certainly never agree to. I suggest that Mr. Prongs go the route of leading her into the Room of Requirement and having a dinner set up there or something.’

‘Well, that’s just stupid.’

‘I think it’s nice.’

‘Fine, side with him. Take the stereotypical Valentine’s Day, sap-filled dinner.’

‘I intend to.’

‘But mine is more fun. Admit it, you’d find something to do with whipped cream and a teddy.’

‘I’m burning this paper.’