Dec 13

“Besides, if, and I mean if there was somebody, which there isn’t, I’d tell you if I wanted to. Which I would. It’s not as if I like having things pried out of me under the threat of torture. I like to keep my work and personal life separate, you know? And really, I wouldn’t object to a girlfriend at all. In fact, I’d rather like one. The way I figure, all anyone ever really needs in life is love. That and some chocolate. But then again, if I were really in love, you know, head over heels and all that, I probably wouldn’t care if I didn’t get any chocolate, because that’s what love is. Not chocolate; love isn’t chocolate, but when you’re in love, all of the other things that you thought were important suddenly aren’t anymore. Like chocolate. So, yes, I suppose I could do without chocolate if I were in love.”