Dec 1

‘Mr. Moony would like to apologize ahead of time and remark upon what a wonderful Headmaster Professor Dumbledore is.’

‘Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, splendid job sir, but he would like to add that Professor Dumbledore is in need of a haircut.’

‘Mr. Padfoot should probably keep his big mouth shut, but he is going to tell Dumbledore that he should destroy the Slytherin house, order Quidditch to be played regularly, with games every week, no homework, no library, more trips to Hogsemeade, more chocolate cake for dessert, especially with chocolate icing, the creamy kind, with some nice pudding as well. I do like pudding. Every dinner should be a feat at Hogwarts. Otherwise spiffy job old dude.’

‘Mr. Wormtail agrees with Mr. Padfoot. More pudding.’